Thursday, January 13, 2011

The Sign Says She's Knocked Up

Hey!
The sign says
"No copulation"
What are you, blind or something?
Yep, I'm blind from excessive masturbation
That's what you get for ignoring your mother's advice
Actually my mother was always in favor of my habit
No drug problem or risk of getting a girl knocked up
You being blind works to her advantage
Nah dude, blind chicks are easy
I have a girlfriend
She's knocked up
Shit!

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